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Stranger: goddamnit frank.
You: I'm not frank....I'm frankette, franks twin from a parallel universe
Stranger: with tits apparently too
You: nah
You: though I do have three sets of genitalia
You: the third one fits martians
Stranger: and the other two
You: thats for the humans in this unverse
You: they seem to find them amusing
You: so what did frank do
You: ?
Stranger: frank was a huge bastard
Stranger: and stole my house.
You: bastard
Stranger: i know
You: if he went to the mirror universe, we'll catch him
You: we have our ways
Stranger: ive heard of your kind
Stranger: so has frank
Stranger: and marsha
Stranger: and belinda
You: usually involving large amounts of nuclear cheese and magic markers
You: OH NO belinda is involved too
Stranger: yea
You: this is more dangerous than I thought
Stranger: well i told her to stay awawy
Stranger: but you know those curious ones
You: I'll call the president, we need to move to DEFCON sausage!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.