I have a name, but my worshipers must not utter it ([info]letsburn00) wrote,
@ 2009-07-08 10:20:00
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FML
Today, I was texting the girl I am in love with. I was dropping hints about liking someone who I didn't know if they liked me back. Flirting a little. And just when I thought she'd say she liked me too, she said "Don't worry, if you were straight, I would definitely date you!". FML.

Who does this remind me of?

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[info]finding_jay
2009-07-09 03:05 am UTC (link)
This could have aaall been sorted out six months ago.

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[info]letsburn00
2009-07-09 06:30 am UTC (link)
Yeah, if only the person everyone thought was gay had corrected the other person :P

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[info]finding_jay
2009-07-09 06:35 am UTC (link)
If only the person everyone thought was always with someone had said something =P

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[info]letsburn00
2009-07-09 06:36 am UTC (link)
You mean like when people are 100% single cos they just got their ass dumped is at the other person birthday party?

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[info]finding_jay
2009-07-09 06:42 am UTC (link)
You mean like what people are 100% not exactly gay and is trying to get the other person's attention by wearing low cut tops?

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[info]letsburn00
2009-07-09 06:45 am UTC (link)
Like when there are 2 bi girls there that some people think the low cut top is actually for? And person is trying to not notice cos the other person never stated that they like things other than vag to nom on.

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[info]finding_jay
2009-07-09 06:47 am UTC (link)
Like when repeated offerings of cuddles are given?

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[info]letsburn00
2009-07-09 06:49 am UTC (link)
And cuddles are happily given, except when people decide to stop cuddling after one minute.

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[info]finding_jay
2009-07-09 06:49 am UTC (link)
Cuddles in theatre went over 9,000.

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[info]letsburn00
2009-07-09 06:58 am UTC (link)
Yes...yes they did. What a great moment it would have been for someone to say "I like us cuddling. You know unlike the vampire in this movie, I'm not totally gay."

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[info]finding_jay
2009-07-09 07:00 am UTC (link)
And added on with, unlike the vampire in the movie, I'm totally female? Somehow I think that would have diminished the suspense in the movie and would have been a totally awkward thing to say.

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[info]letsburn00
2009-07-09 07:02 am UTC (link)
Sometimes you gotta say these things if you're going to win passive agressive debates in LJ :P

Cos I totally won.

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